why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf
"Ya’ll havin a LIL too much fun over there SWITCH SEATS. NOW."
Michelle is in charge.
In the last picture it kinda looks like Obama took off his pants and is sitting in Michelle’s lap.
my sex tape is gonna be a vinebc you only last 6 seconds
Not many people will get this custome .
I’m pretty sure everyone gets this costume
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth
"How much money does college cost in America?"
Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”
Dramatic chinchilla is dramatic
i hate feelings
Why are most villains women? …This is interesting!
Because we look fabulous while doing it.
jafar, captain hook and hades all look like the sassy gay friends in the group
excuse me but are we going to ignore the fact that Maleficent and Ursula are giving each other bedroom eyes