Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Yeah son

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kekoa-ok:

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

damn youre good.

(via idontknow-probably-more-butts)

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katswithtea:

joshs-pecks:

My band teacher writes the best gibberish in the official dot books Like Ok Mr.E I will do a backflip off the bed prop after my sousaphone solo, then army crawl to set 5. Sounds good

I love how for guard it just says “DO WORK” .

katswithtea:

joshs-pecks:

My band teacher writes the best gibberish in the official dot books
Like
Ok Mr.E
I will do a backflip off the bed prop after my sousaphone solo, then army crawl to set 5. Sounds good

I love how for guard it just says “DO WORK” .

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browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

(via arminsbootiliciousbooty)